elaienar said: That’s terrifying and I approve 100%.
WELL HERE IS THE THING, RIGHT? black holes you basically literally have to be in their gravity like pretty much on top of them to be sucked in. so that’s not really an issue. it’s TERRIFYING sure, but explains a few things which I will list:
my astronomy teacher said if you were somehow able to survive entering a black hole and reached the bottom or singularity, the way time works is that you would be able to see the entire universe laid out - like you’d know when the universe ended if you looked back outwards
which falls into line with the idea that the angels know all of time and everything except when it will all end precisely (or scientifically, the collapse of this universe is unknown, but supposing angels were black holes they would see until this unknown point)
matter falling into a black hole creates a disc of light which is probably among the literal BRIGHTEST things in the universe
there are angels which are supposed to be the wheels of God’s Chariot, so it would make sense if, according to theories, that there ARE massive blackholes at the center of all galaxies which is what cause them to rotate, and those black holes are angels which make the galaxy spin.
black holes were formed sometime after the big bang, which lines into the story of creation, that the angels came after the universe.
angels can choose to physically manifest like humans, but aren’t actually. it’s said that you cannot survive looking at them or hearing them directly. NASA says that the “note” a black hole emits is the deepest sound found in the universe. i am just guessing here but you would probably die if you heard it up close instead of a bazillion light years away. ALSO side note cool fact apparently that “note”: “…It’s worth pointing out that the “sound” in question is 57 octaves (and one semitone) below middle C, which makes it 247×2−57≈1.71×10−15Hz, or one whole cycle every 18.5 million years.” CRAZY RIGHT although apparently some sing other notes and basically if there’s anything people know about angels it is that they DEFINITELY SING. anyways you can’t see black holes but you can see the things around them and the soundwaves surrounding them.
also apparently scientists picked up a death “scream” of a star falling into a black hole but like…
anyways literally every angel is terrifying BE NOT AFRAID “haha okay but i’m crying though is that cool”
black holes are probably angels. i’m just saying.
Oooooh, nice. Now we have to account for all the wings and eyes too.
The hawking radiation that spews from the poles might look like wings… But that’s just two. Hmm…
well in fairness of this concept and Angels of the Old Testament – only some Angels specifically are mentioned to have wings. And for this theory to be in any way accurate, all black holes could be angelic, but not all Angels would be black holes. Because physically you cannot have a black hole on the planet earth their density of mass would destroy the planet. But you could have something ELSE. So still “more than one type”
That said, I point back to my concept of the Chariots, and Black holes being the center of galaxies (like the one at the center of ours)
There’s a black hole in the middle. Somewhere.
I mean I can get “thousands of eyes and a lot of wings” from this.
Charles Darwin was really creeped out by marine iguanas, apparently.
”The black Lava rocks on the beach are frequented by large (2–3 ft [60–90 cm]), disgusting clumsy Lizards. They are as black as the porous rocks over which they crawl & seek their prey from the Sea. I call them ‘imps of darkness’. They assuredly well become the land they inhabit.”
Me, on Masterchef: *puts plate in front of the judges*
George Calombaris: What have you made for us today?
Me: it’s salt and sugar mixed together
Matt Preston: Incredible! What you’ve managed to do is distill this dish into it’s most basic, elemental flavours by thinking outside the box. It’s deconstructed cooking in a way we’ve never seen before on masterchef and I love it.
George Calombaris: This isn’t a dish that I would serve in one of my restaurants, but what I love is that you’ve managed to put yourself on the plate for us today. You’ve highlighted the two most popular flavours found in western cooking and made them the heroes of the dish. I’ve gotta hand it to you because this is what masterchef is all about and if you keep cooking like this you just might win this whole competition. Great job!
Gary Mehigan: I’m in between the other two judges. Matt comes off as a bit of a high-minded snob whereas George is like some hyperactive kid who somehow became a famous chef and tv personality even though one of his favourite words to use when describing food is ‘yummy’. I’m kind of boring but fairly sensible and the most similar to a normal adult of the three of us which makes the show more relatable to viewers. Thats why they hired me. Usually I sit in the middle.
Me: thanks so much guys this whole experience has been a dream come true. you’re all heroes of mine and to stand here while you say nice things about a dish that I cooked… wow. it’s an absolute privilege.
